vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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pukind:

I’m sorry I was asked to do the thing and I could not resist doing the thing I’m sorry ahhhhahahaha..ha

submachineguns:

"Let me ask you something. Are you actually stupid?"

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

cynnicio:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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I’VE HEARD OF CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS

wastelandbanditorion:

Glad to see we have our priorities straight 

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

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